About a gallon

Posted onCategoriesNaivety & Insanity

I was stuck in a traffic jam on the LDP last week. Nothing moved for half an hour when suddenly a man knocked on my window. So I rolled down my window and asked, “What’s going on?”

”Terrorists down the road have kidnapped a few UMNO politicians.They’re asking for a ransom or they’re going to douse them with petrol and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.”

I innocently asked, “How much is everyone giving on average?”

“Most people are giving about a gallon”